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Grandpunks

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1.
Yeah here we go Here we go, another day with my best friend Look, here he comes Here he comes, I know that smile, I know what's next, oh yeah come on bring it on Another joke One more joke about my hair my weight my friends And then some kicks Smashed me hard when I'm already on the ground, thank you and all in front of her What you don't know: you'll mow my lawn one day What you don't know: You won't be cool What you don't know: you'll be a joke one day What you don't know: Boy, life ain't school I never asked I never asked ´cause I know there´s no reason why Guess makes you feel Makes you feel like you're some big shot, like you are the man, boy, I've got bad news What you don't know: you'll mow my lawn one day What you don't know: You won't be cool What you don't know: you'll be a joke one day What you don't know: Boy, life ain't school
2.
Shout It Out 02:35
We love to play in small locations Sticky, dirty… fucked up places We still love this, we are still alive. We love to look into your faces When you’re singing our old “Punkrock-Scheisse” So friends, come on stage and have some fun Shout it Out We love to eat your local meal Chili con carne, mostly “sin” We´ll stay tonight, drink you beer and your wine We clean our teeth in public baths Where fifty others clean their asses We came to you (that far) – to get drunk at your bar. Shout it Out Maybe we aren’t properly in tune and sometimes we forget a song or two We cannot dance and cannot sing, especially after four-five drinks And even if we could we wouldn’t change one thing Shout it Out
3.
Dumb Song 03:04
This one goes out to the dumb - Congrats for what you have (you've) done Really hope you´re having fun This song's not just about Trump - It's for all you little dumb No matter if you're skin or punk You have such a special kind of brain Kinda like a picture without paint There had to be a change, the world was going south, who is to blame? (It) must be someone's fault, I guess that Merkel-Bitch, let's blame the rich! Too many immigrants, not your fault Still living with your mom, not your fault - Let's build a big wall! This one goes out to the dumb - Congrats for what you have (you've) done Really hope you´re having fun This song's not just about Trump - It's for all you little dumb No matter if you're skin or punk You have such a special kind of brain Kinda like a picture without paint You'd like to have a house, with a big swimming pool, just like that fuck Who came from India, or maybe Gambia, With his dumb luck You know everything - specially when you had a few You know everyone - who has the same IQ as you You know what to do - to make the world a better place Too many immigrants, not your fault Still living with your mom, not your fault - let's drop an A-Bomb! This one goes out to the dumb - Congrats for what you have (you've) done Really hope you´re having fun This song's not just about Trump - It's for all you little dumb No matter if you're skin or punk
4.
Beard Song 02:43
When I was a young boy everything was pretty fine I was a crazy fearnaught, the entire world was mine But something was still missing, what it was, had no idea A strange indisposition, then one day it became clear My face was way to boyish, so I made the perfect plan I have to let me grow a beard, to look like a real man So I threw away my shaver (and) led things happen for a while Then 28 weeks later I had the perfect style One hundred thousand brothers couldn´t all be wrong This scrubby hair in my face makes me masculine and strong No, one hundred thousand brothers couldn´t all be wrong Only (a) bearded man is a real man my son Oh oh – the beard deserves a song Oh oh – my beard deserves a song I take care of my beard, wash and comb it everyday I go fuckin´ crazy, want to touch it all the way It gives me the creeps, when the wind is blowing through And gives you goose pimples, when my beard is tickling you One hundred thousand brothers couldn´t all be wrong This scrubby hair in my face makes me masculine and strong No, one hundred thousand brothers couldn´t all be wrong Only (a) bearded man is a real man my son Oh oh – the beard deserves a song Oh oh – my beard deserves a song Now I´m a few years older but have nothing to regret My precious facial hair (was) the best idea I´ve ever had It keeps me warm and makes me cool and hey – I don´t need a napkin And by the way it´s good for covering my double chin That´s the beard song – come on and sing along
5.
No Smoke on the Water – no TNT Smoking just kills and Dynamite is not for free Imagine there’s a Home in Alabama so sweet In that Land of Confusion Janie’s got a Gun so mean We still have some Stories to tell Cause we’re not on the Highway to Hell Instead of Born to be Wild rules the Punkrock-Child Keep the Style alive The Poison Zombie needs some Satisfaction Guarantees Urgent cryin’ Lola is cold as Ice indeed We don’t care ‘bout Beatles – we don’t care about the Stones Bad Religion, NOFX, sometimes Clash and the Ramones We’re still not gonna like it – and we’re still not gonna take it Deep inside – lurks the Punkrock-Child So keep the Style alive We still have some Stories to tell But not about some Highway to Hell Proud to be wild – like a Punkrock-Child Keep the Style alive
6.
Lessons 02:45
You´re working hard to reach your aims No fooling ´round, no playin´ games Just chasin´ (your) plans And then you think you´re almost there But then dark clouds are gathering Destroy your dreams (Oh) that´s life my dear, sometimes it´s leaving scars Resolving setbacks makes us finally who we are Try to break the deadlock, get up and go on and on and on But learn your lesson I know it´s easier said than done When all your motivation´s gone And you are down Do not keep lyin´ on the floor Get up your ass and stop to crawl ´cause after all… (Oh) that´s life my dear, sometimes it´s leaving scars Resolving setbacks makes us finally who we are Try to break the deadlock, get up and go on and on and on But learn your lesson Oh I learned my lessons And I learned my lessons And I learned my lessons Yes I learned my lessons
7.
Superfit 02:52
Hey you, look at me - you´ll be impressed ´bout what you´ll see You won´t get enough - I am what you´re dreamin´of. My chest makes you been lost for words – my sixpack blows up every shirt My muscles, big and hard – my body, just a piece of art Oooh – I´m wonderful I know (yeah) Oooh – that´s the way to go Workout, body combat, Capoeira Fit I check it out, the latest stuff, the hottest shit Gimme, gimme, gimme all, not just a bit Yeah check me out, I am the man – I´m SUPERFIT The gym machine is my best friend – I push and pull it ´till the end Steppin´, runnin´, never stop – lifting weights ´till I throw up I am only feelin´ fine – when blood and sweat runs down my spine I love it, cause I see – I´m the man you´ld like to be Oooh – I´m wonderful I know (yeah) Oooh – that´s the way to go Workout, body combat, Capoeira Fit I check it out, the latest stuff, the hottest shit Gimme, gimme, gimme all, not just a bit Yeah check me out, I am the man – I´m SUPERFIT In every room at home I have a mirror - ´cause I love to watch myself Got photographs and pics of me on every single shelf I am the perfect man – a wonder of the world, that´s true Just take a look at me and you´ll know I´m better then you Better then you! Workout, body combat, Capoeira Fit I check it out, the latest stuff, the hottest shit Gimme, gimme, gimme all, not just a bit Yeah check me out, I am the man – I´m SUPERFIT
8.
Dangerous 03:13
Used to think I had it all Drinking beer and playing ball Chicks and money, I'm the King I didn't know a thing - I didn't know a thing Didn't see my life's a bore Monotonic to the core Stupid me thought nothing's wrong But then you came along - then you came along You're an angel but you're dangerous, you can kill You can kill me with a smile You're an angel but you're dangerous, When you turn - when you turn me upside down Of course they think that we're insane They'll never know, can't blame the lame Bored to death or up in flames Will you come along? Will you come along? Let's go, let's go, let's all go up in flames Come on, come on, we'll show you how to go insane Let's go, let's go, let's all go up in flames Come on, come on, we'll show you how to go insane Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Good Night!
9.
How long …. do we know us now ? Played soccer in the street Went swimming in the heat Do you … do you still know ? We shared all our things we stole and ran away…. Nothing to regret - We never forget - nothing to regret… This was the time - of our life The first time we drank beer the time of our life heard jokes that we should never hear we walked ….. on the railroad tracks Watched the girls when they change their tops we jacked in our socks We smoked …. in uncle Tommy’s lodge Then puked in aunt mary`s flowerpot And over her beloved garden gnome Nothing to regret - We never forget - nothing to regret… Mid: the time of our life the time of our life (we never forget)
10.
He gets up at half past seven Has to hurry, he’s already late Got to get his train, daily routine He has to work from nine to five He had a long night in his virtual life There he’s the lord of the world He fights for honor an conquers new countries He is the king of the universe He’s got all, he’s got all he needs No friends and girls, just a gaming screen He’s got all, he’s got all he needs When he’s sitting in his gaming seat Back at home he turns on his computer He wants to reach the next higher ground He should do the dishes and tidy his room And decides that mama can do this, too. More important things have to be done ‘cause he is the lord of the world Everybody lies to his feet And no one cares about his dirty pants Good luck, the weekend is coming He’s got new aims in mind He wants to get the whole galaxy And got only 48 hours time
11.
Rock`N`Roll 02:38
I don´t like this music, (god) it´s boring and it sucks Elevator bullshit (crap) the opposite of rock Daddy please, I beg you (beg you), Mama turn it off Play some of the old tunes from back when you´n Dad (you) were young Like it or not, baby, it´s a fact – the kids don´t play the new songs Like it or not, baby, it´s a fact – the kids (they) play our old songs Rock and Roll I want drums and guitars, no(t that) electronic shit I want explicit language, no falsetto pussy pop How can people like that crap – what´s wrong with kids today One more stupid break up song and I´ll kill somebody… Like it or not, we don´t give a crap – we won´t play the new songs Like it or not, we don´t give a crap – we will play your old songs Rock and Roll
12.
Goodbye 02:45
So – glad to be ´round you – seems like you like it too It´s just the perfect place to be I´m going wild – feels like an overdose A magic night – draws to a close I say goodbye my friend That´s a goodbye my friend But I am sure – we´ll meet soon again I say goodbye may friend Goodbye, take care my friend And don´t be sad – this is not the end Before – we finish this nice song – freak out and sing along Like you have never done before ‘cause who knows when – when we will meet again But it´s for sure – we´ll be back for more I say goodbye my friend That´s a goodbye mey friend But I am sure – we´ll meet soon again I say goodbye may friend Goodbye, take care my friend And don´t be sad – this is not the end
13.
I Want More 02:54
Welcome to the Not Available Punkrock Show Finally we go again – faster than before We know exactly what you want – that my friend´s for sure We could hardly wait for it – turn the speakers on Volume up to maximum – Still not loud enough I want more – Give me more I want more – to the core I want more – Give me more I want more – to the core Hey now people do not fade – come on move up a gear If your down or out of breath – have another beer Run and scream and jump around – sing along this song I can´t hear you, louder now – every single one I want more – Give me more I want more – to the core I want more – Give me more I want more – to the core

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released December 28, 2017

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